Lindsay Lohan Fires Lawyer Who Successfully Keeps Her Out of Jail Because She...
Lindsay Lohan has literally only done one thing right in her life and that's retain Shawn Holley as her lawyer because she's repeatedly kept her out of jail so many times that if this were the 1800s...
View ArticleAnd Shawn Holley Just Saved Lindsay Lohan From Going To Jail. Goddammit.
Lindsay Lohan's still in London and her current lawyer Mark Heller can't represent her in California yet, so all Shawn Holley had to do this morning was show up in court and tell the judge Lindsay...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Called In Sick To Court, Is A Moron
Now that she's free of that bitch Shawn Holley who kept keeping her out of jail, Lindsay Lohan finally has a lawyer who lets her do whatever stupid shit she wants. Stupid shit like not flying back to...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Got Her Ass On A Plane
Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan tried to bail on her court hearing today by claiming to have the flu even though she was photographed shopping all over New York the exact day she was supposedly diagnosed....
View ArticleThere Is Another… Lohan… Again
Speaking of children who have no business existing, while Lindsay Lohan spent yesterday in court watching her new lawyer perform such dazzling legal maneuvers as "This here's my lucky rabbit's foot"...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Wants A New Lawyer Already
Because she's the end result of abusive coke-rattled semen forcibly fired into a gin box, Lindsay Lohan inexplicably ditched her lawyer Shawn Holley, who was literally the only good thing she had going...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan’s Lawyer Deemed Incompetent By Judge After Trying To Get Her...
Had Lindsay Lohan taken a plea deal earlier this week and agreed to 60 days of rehab that would've easily been whittled down to two weeks after she punches the entire staff, her shady as shit lawyer...
View ArticleSo Lindsay Lohan Took That Plea Deal
"Goddammit, Rip Taylor, we get it! You like confetti." After boarding then unboarding a plane at JFK and eventually getting a private jet paid for by Mr. Pink Energy Drink to fly her back to LA just in...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Got 90 Days of Rehab Instead of 30 Days House Arrest Because...
As Todd over at IDLIYTW points out, Lindsay Lohan could've had a relatively easy 30 days of house arrest had she simply agreed to one of several plea deals from the DA's office, but instead she trusted...
View ArticleHow Lindsay Lohan Ended Up With Her Shitty Lawyer
It's just been assumed that Lindsay Lohan hired Mark Heller as her attorney because he works for blowjobs instead of real money, but apparently that's only 75-90% of it. Turns out Lindsay works with...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan Is A Very Busy Movie Star, You Guys
If you think Lindsay Lohan is just going to spend her time before rehab friviously finding new stores to steal from without a bra on, think again. She has a very busy schedule entertaining numerous...
View ArticleSurprise! Lindsay Lohan Just Got Away With Doing Whatever The Hell She Wanted...
Posted by Photo Boy Ever since Lindsay Lohan ditched her real lawyer for that late night commerical DUI guy, her case about lying to the cops and subsequent plea deal has turned into the same kind of...
View ArticleDina Lohan’s Using Lindsay’s Old Moron Lawyer To Fight Her DUI Arrest, Of Course
Two weeks ago, Dina Lohan was arrested for DUI after blowing over twice the legal limit, so naturally she just plead not guilty to those charges because the first rule of being a Lohan is living in a...
View ArticleThe Paparazzi Made Dina Lohan Drive Drunk
Dina Lohan was arrested for DUI back in September, and in that time she's managed to hire Lindsay's old moron lawyer Mark Heller who's now using his moron skills to blame the paparazzi for Dina's DUI....
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